*table creaks
Pewdie: Oh no it's gonna fall!
*crash
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Oh kitty's not happy about that

Pewdie: It's actually a panther I think
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Or is it

Pewdie: How would a cat ever say no to more milk

Pewdie: It's donkey milk?
Pewdie: What the fuck?

Pewdie: Oh shit
Pewdie: It's the evil villain bros
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: He lives up in the castle
Pewdie: I've always wanted to be an evil villain living in a castle

Conker: Uhm.. this way I suppose
Pewdie: IT'S NONE OF THOSE WAYS
Pewdie: What the fuck?!
*laughs
Pewdie: He goes in between Nice and Naughty

*buzzing
Conker: What was that
Pewdie: It was a bunch of bees but don't worry about it

Pewdie: Don't go to Nasty woman
Pewdie: I mean
Pewdie: Squirrel

Pewdie: Nasty or Nice
Conker: I can't quite make it out...
Pewdie: IT SAYS NASTY OR NICE

Pewdie: But he came from the other way
*gasp
Pewdie: He's gonna get lost bros!
Pewdie: No
Pewdie: NO
Pewdie: He gonna get lost :(