February 2013
37 posts
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*table creaks
Pewdie: Oh no it's gonna fall!
*crash
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Oh kitty's not happy about that
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Pewdie: It's actually a panther I think
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Or is it
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Pewdie: How would a cat ever say no to more milk
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Pewdie: It's donkey milk?
Pewdie: What the fuck?
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Pewdie: Oh shit
Pewdie: It's the evil villain bros
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: He lives up in the castle
Pewdie: I've always wanted to be an evil villain living in a castle
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Conker: Uhm.. this way I suppose
Pewdie: IT'S NONE OF THOSE WAYS
Pewdie: What the fuck?!
*laughs
Pewdie: He goes in between Nice and Naughty
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*buzzing
Conker: What was that
Pewdie: It was a bunch of bees but don't worry about it
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Pewdie: Don't go to Nasty woman
Pewdie: I mean
Pewdie: Squirrel
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Pewdie: Nasty or Nice
Conker: I can't quite make it out...
Pewdie: IT SAYS NASTY OR NICE
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Pewdie: But he came from the other way
*gasp
Pewdie: He's gonna get lost bros!
Pewdie: No
Pewdie: NO
Pewdie: He gonna get lost :(
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Pewdie: What is that guy holding?!
Pewdie: What the fahk
Pewdie: So confused
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Pewdie: Is he gonna..
Conker: *pukes
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Is he- is that guy holding.. the testaments?
Pewdie: The old testaments?
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ok so there are these 3 guys that absolutely hate me but don’t
like 1 of them wants me dead and the other 2 who are my exes don’t really hate me much
like i talk to them when they’re outside of their little trio
and i end up behind all 3 of them on the way to the bus every single day
i honestly get super nervous and just shake the whole time
like all 3 of them turn and look...
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LEMME GO PEE AND I’LL DO QUOTES
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Pewdie: The Cock and the Plucker
Pewdie: That's a good.. good uhm..
Pewdie: If I ever create a bar it's gonna be the Cock and the Plucker
Pewdie: Or just Bro Bar
Pewdie: Bro Bar sounds better actually
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Pewdie: Never drink too much Conker
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Pewdie: How you doing there Conker
Conker: I don't feel so good now
Pewdie: Oh that's not good
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Conker: Can someone lend me a fiver?
Pewdie: A fiva?
Pewdie: Can someone lend you a fiva?
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Pewdie: It's a fucking phone answerer, what machine thingly
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Pewdie: *accidentally pauses the game 100 times
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Conker: And they're off to like, fight some where somewhere
Pewdie: Fight some war oh shit
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Pewdie: Hello?
Pewdie: Jesus christ Berri-
Pewdie: She's doing karate moves
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Pewdie: "And sound cute"
Pewdie: Women
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*phones rings
Pewdie: ANSWER IT WOMAN
Pewdie: Jeez
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Pewdie: She's listening to Nicki Minaj
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Pewdie: That ass
Pewdie: That pixelated ass
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Pewdie: You're lookin' skeptical over there what the fuck is wrong with you
Pewdie: Just kidding you're beautiful over there
Pewdie: That's what I meant to say
Pewdie: *winks
Pewdie: Keep it up
Pewdie: Wow
Pewdie: Your hair is like so luscious today
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Conker: It all started..
Conker: Yesterday
Pewdie: YESTERDAY?!
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Conker: Come a little closer, and I'll tell ya
Pewdie: TELL ME
Anonymous asked: Oh, hey! you're back 8D
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Conker: Well, it's a long story
Pewdie: Tell us all about it Conker
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Conker: Well
Pewdie: Well
Conker: There I am
Pewdie: There you are
Conker: Conker, the king
Pewdie: Alright that's-
Conker: King of all the land
Pewdie: All the land?
Pewdie: Like Sweden too?
oh ps i’m back
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Pewdie: What's going on?
Pewdie: What is that guy that's not a naked woman
Pewdie: What the fuck
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Pewdie: Will there be women on the sides
Pewdie: Will there be?
Pewdie: Please let there be naked women
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Pewdie: I would give this game a 10/10 already
Pewdie: Just 'cause it has a Clockwork Orange reference
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Pewdie: Welcome to Conker's Bad...
Pewdie: Fuck Day
December 2012
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On the 12th day of Pewdie, my true love gave to me:
12 killer barrels
11 teleporting naked guys
10 sexy bros
9 untrusted statues
8 “I DON’T CARE!” s
7 pumped Piggys
6 Mr. Chairs
5 GOLDEN EDITION STEPHANOOOOOS!
4 lonely Skullys
3 bootage kicks
2 Vespas
and a bro army that loves Pewdie sooo~
November 2012
31 posts
remember when pewdie commented on my video for him
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Pewdie: If this was real I would probably just hang out here for a while
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Pewdie: PSH
Pewdie: YOU LITTLE RAT
Pewdie: You almost told him where I am!
Pewdie: Silly woman-
Pewdie: Man-
Pewdie: Whatever you are-
Pewdie: Transvestite
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Please help me
Pewdie: Shut up woman
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: I think it was a man but it's okay
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Pewdie: HEY
Pewdie: Don't you dare tell him where I am
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Pewdie: Zig zag like a boss
Pewdie: Zig zag like a boss
Pewdie: And SLAPPY SLU
Pewdie: There we go
Pewdie: And run
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Pewdie: DON'T SHOOT ME holy shit I'm innocent
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Pewdie: OH SNAP
Pewdie: That little
Pewdie: That little fucker
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Pewdie: POLICEMAN
Pewdie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Pewdie: Shoot to kill?
Pewdie: NO
Pewdie: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR
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Pewdie: That guys a player
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*car
Pewdie: OH NO
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Awesome driving
Pewdie: Awesome driving indeed
