uploading part 2 of ao oni ya
Pewdie: I'm gonna throw Mr. Chair to distract him
Pewdie: And that is all I got right now
Pewdie: Is he everywhere now?!
Pewdie: Is he Jesus?
Pewdie: He's not Jesus
Pewdie: He saw me
Pewdie: I'm outta here
Pewdie: Fuck this shit
Pewdie: What should I do painting!
Pewdie: Do something!
Pewdie: He likes to read Twilight
Pewdie: Upper living?! I don't even-
Pewdie: Fuck what up
Pewdie: He's still out there isn't he
Pewdie: That little bitch
Pewdie: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Pewdie: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!
Pewdie: I can't fucking see where my penis is
Pewdie: Super confused Pewdie is super confused
Pewdie: FOR LADY GAGA!
Pewdie: Oh ok there's a room here
Pewdie: And someone
Pewdie: Peed their pants in here
Pewdie: It wasn't me I swear!
Pewdie: Were you reading Twilight?!
Mr. Chair: Pfft
Mr. Chair: I would never read it
Pewdie: Alright good
Pewdie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TWILIGHT
Pewdie: Hey I just met you~
Pewdie: And you're a lever~
Pewdie: So let me jerk you~
Pewdie: What the fuck did I just sing
Pewdie: I grab you thank you very much~
Pewdie: For Narnia!
Pewdie: Fucking barrels dancing on my head
Pewdie: What are you doing trying to offer me cakes?
Pewdie: A barrel cake does not work with me alright
Pewdie: Fucking idiot
Pewdie: Welcome back to-
Pewdie: I don't trust you!
Statue: Pewdie! You will never escape
Pewdie: Shut up
this is basically me everytime i do quotes: lulul pewdie you’re so funny *watches more *finishes video ….. fuck forgot to do quotes
Pewdie: Someone made a mess
Pewdie: Big mess
Pewdie: I don't like messes
Pewdie: Sup Jesus how ya doin'?
Jesus: Hay Pewdie
Jesus: Love your nipples
*turns off flashlight
Stephano: *whispers Pewdie, whatever you do
Stephano: Don't make a noise
Stephano: PEWDIE WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?!
Stephano: Jesus christ
Pewdie: Is there any treats for me here?
Pewdie: Oh thank god
Pewdie: Even better!
Pewdie: Thank god
Pewdie: No I'm just kidding there's nothing better than morphine really
Pewdie: "The rest is unreadable because of all the period"
Pewdie: What the fuck man
Stephano: Allos Pewdie
Stephano: Did you drink too much again?
Stephano: Jesus christ you're not a real viking
Pewdie: But I am from Sweden!
Pewdie: What is he doing under the bed?
Pewdie: Hey brah
Pewdie: You partied too hard
Pewdie: Nope nope nope nope nope
Pewdie: I must still be on drugs this hand is talking to me
Pewdie: They partied hard at this party
Pewdie: They must have taken..
Pewdie: Some weird drugs
My god. What the hell happened?!
Pewdie: WHY AREN'T THEY NAKED
Pewdie: I don't do drugs bro
Pewdie: Whoa it flies!
Pewdie: They have lions?!
See? This isn't so bad
Pewdie: This is pretty fuckin' bad
Stop being such a pussy
Pewdie: I'M NOT A PUSSY
Pewdie: What was I watching? I'm kinda curious
Pewdie: Probably Jersey Shore
Pewdie: I fuckin' love-
Pewdie: No I don't
Pewdie: This mic is probably better than you
Pewdie: I never gave you a name
Pewdie: Maybe that's why
Pewdie: He is probably pissed
Pewdie: I dropped my microphone on the wooden-
Pewdie: Stone floor
Pewdie: It said, "Bye bye"
Pewdie: Did I spell my own name wrong?
Pewdie: Ah fuck
Pewdie: They don't sell stuff in Italy!
Pewdie: Not stuff you want atleast
Pewdie: "Now have fun and scream a lot!"
The Birth of all Pewdie Amnesia Characters
Skully: In La Caza, Pewdie picks up a skull and begins to make him talk. He later calls him Skully
Untrusted Statues: In La Caza, a bunch of statues appeared. They were following Pewdie, basically throwing their heads at him, which explains why he throws off their heads saying, "I don't trust you!"
Teleporting Naked Guys: The first teleporting naked guy Pewdie came across was in Zombie Escape. He called the first one "flying jesus" since they fly at him with their arms out and started calling all of them the same. He later began calling them teleporting naked guys.
Barrels: Everytime Pewdie hides near the barrels in Abduction, the monster finds him. Pewdie begins to realize this, thus beginning his hatred for barrels
Stephano: Pewdie saw a statue on a shelf in Abduction #2, brought it with him, and named it Stephano.
Piggeh: Pewdie came across a room with dead pigs and started playing with them, which lead to naming one of them Piggy (or Piggeh) in Abduction #7. He took Piggeh with him since he didn't have Stephano.
Mahtin: Martin (or Mahtin) is the name of a guy you deal with in Recurring Nightmares, basically. Everytime Pewdie sees the guy in other custom stories, he begins to call out, "Mahteen! Mahteen!"
Mr. Chair: In Baldo's Discovery, after Pewdie found a key, he began to say, "I'm doing progress. Are you jelly? U jelly? U jelly?" He then picked up a chair and said, "U jelly Mr. Chair?" and started calling all chairs Mr. Chair after. Later on in Baldo's Discovery, he used Mr. Chair to break a window. That's when the voice and name really set in
Jennifer: Pewdie was walking down a corridor, and a stone dropped in front of him in To Give Is To Force. He didn't have Stephano, so he decided to take it with him. He began to call it Mr. Stone, but there already was a Mr. Chair, so he named it Jennifer.
Mayo: In House of Creep 3, Pewdie found a little table in a chest. He took it around with him, calling it Mr. Table. He ended up naming it Mayonnaise, then started calling it Mayo.
Pewdie: It's got everything!
Pewdie: Even meat
Pewdie: I love meat
Pewdie: I love it so much
by the way my house got invaded by ants i pwned them all with raid so it’s k
Pewdie: No more balls for you