Pewdie: Trip how about a manly kiss?

Trip: You're not afraid to say anything are you?
Pewdie: Nope
Trip: Push our little buttons..
Pewdie: What buttons?
Pewdie: Your nipples?

Pewdie: Penis drinks
Pewdie: They don't even exist do they

Trip: How does a martini sound?
Pewdie: How does a penis sound?

Pewdie: It says..
Pewdie: Flapping penis

Trip: Gonzalo, what does this picture make you think-
Pewdie: Yes
Trip: Mmm.. no
Grace: Hey what's wrong with that? That's a perfectly good answer

Grace: By the way, anyone join me on the couch if you'd like
Pewdie: Ooo
Pewdie: I think your wife is hitting on me

Pewdie: White wine?
Pewdie: Pfft
Pewdie: For pussies

Trip: How are you doing? You look great!
Pewdie: Thanks man are you hitting on me?
Trip: Alright!

Trip: It's been too long, man!
Pewdie: Yeah about 2 minutes ago