Pewdie: She's crazy
Pewdie: Oh no you're really fucked up

Pewdie: Kill yourself woman
Pewdie: Just don't touch me again 'cause it was horrible

Pewdie: She has pretty big tits actually

Pewdie: Ok, I'm gonna give you your heart
Pewdie: And then we can go out and have marshmellow pie

Pewdie: I don't understand
Pewdie: Key equals penis
Pewdie: Huge balls divided by heart

Pewdie: Don't kill me I'm reading holy shit

Pewdie: One penis
Pewdie: Plus a key
Pewdie: Equals a door
Pewdie: It does not equal
Pewdie: One key plus 2 penises
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: That makes full fucking sense

Pewdie: I hate hearts

*drops keys
Pewdie: No
Pewdie: My keys
Pewdie: I need those
Pewdie:
Pewdie:
Pewdie: Fuck

Pewdie: It sounded like my penis
Pewdie: Erecting